Movie: A New Euphemism For..?

So The Partner says, "Look at all of those trucks along the side of the road. Do you know what they're doing there?"
"No...." says The Kid.
"They're making a movie."
"What's a movie?"
"Um, a movie" I say, "have you ever seen one?"
"Oh," says The Kid, "I thought you meant something different by 'a movie'... like something truckers get together and do in the woods."

Just because

Giantess Nurse

Little Something With Your Coke?

Agranulocytosis. Dying white blood cells. Since white blood cells principally fight infection, if you develop this form of leukopenia, you're going to be at an increased risk for a whole host of contagions. What we've heard is that there is some cocaine on the market that is tainted with levamisole, an antiparasitic used in cojunction with other drugs for the treatment of cancer. It's also sold otc as a dewormer for livesock, dogs and for freshwater fishtanks. Why it's being cut into cocaine is anyone's guess, but apparently it's not the first time. However this time we have a health advisory.

The Feminist's Son

The Kid asked if I wanted to hear a little ditty some boys at school had created.
"Sure," I said.
"Well," says he, "It goes, I'll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle."
"Oh, that's not right..."
"I know," he replied, "I think it would be more like a hundred dollars."

Naked Clown Calendar

Speaking of clowns... this, I hate to say, was a terribly bad idea, even if it is for a really good cause.
Buy the calendar if you're really into that kind of thing... or for someone you dislike... or if you just want to instill some deep coulrophobia in an ex-friend or lover. Actually, please support the Judy Finelli Fund. Just burn the calendar after - or use it for a gag gift or something.

*What ever happened to the clowns of yore?

Share and Share Alike

"Wouldn't it be neat if when we had a baby we got twins?" asks The Kid.
"Yep, that would be neat."
"Yeah, and when they grow up they could try out each others' boyfriends or girlfriends."

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Hillbint on Destruction

Can I just offer that if the new GOP vice presidential candidate wants to be taken at all seriously, she's going to need some lessons in diction. That, or maybe I can make some money when I publish the Sarah Palin Diction-ary.




"wey" (i.e. All the wey up here in Wasilla.) = way
"dint" (i.e. Oh no he dint.) = didn't
"hill" (i.e. I know hill make a fine president.) = he'll or hell, see "bint"
"bint" (i.e. Hillbint) = bent
"impordend" (i.e. The Bush Doctrine is really impordend to me.) = important

Pedagogical Brilliance

In order to teach proper medication administration and instill confidence, many weeks must be dedicated to scaring the s**t out of nursing students. Brilliant.