In the doorway stands the nurse's aide looking frazzled and tired, rubber gloved, holding wipes in one hand, her pager in the other, towels tucked under each arm. Her nurse is consulting with a family member and a doc about discharge of another patient. “Sarah,” says the aide, “I need your help. Please.” The nurse gives her the, “I’m-busy-with-another-patient-I’ll-be-there-soon” look that means she could be there in ten minutes or two hours. Since I am only charting at the nurse’s station I offer a hand.
I enter the room and approach the patient in her bed. “Just turn her over, please” says Therese. So, I roll the patient toward me and Therese begins to clean her. All the while I’m talking to the patient, “You’re doing a great job, Mrs. L… Here, lean toward me… Just a little longer now…” I adjust her weight, moving my right hand from her torso to her leg and realize suddenly that her extremities are really cold. I place my left hand on her back and get my face down in her face. Not breathing. My ears feel red and hot. I scan the patient from head to toe. I look at the aide. She is madly cleaning the woman, paying me no mind. Suddenly it dawns on me: the aide knows that the patient is dead. In fact, I find out later, the patient had been dead for over an hour.
Why the aide didn’t apprise me of the situation upon my entering the room is totally beyond me. Why she didn’t say anything when she heard me talking, and, more specifically, giving instruction to, a corpse, is also a mystery. My theory is that she either thinks I am deeply spiritual, or she thinks I'm crazy.
It’s a strange world, the hospital. It makes me thankful for my deep and morbid sense of humor, finally serving me well.
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